When to Fall Off the Cliff (It's a Thing)
Chapter 1: The Fine Art of Controlled Tumble
When it comes to falling off a cliff, timing is everything. You want to make sure you're doing it right, with style, and a hint of panache.
Here are a few key takeaways:
- Make sure the cliff is high. Like, really high. You know, for that Instagram-worthy photo opportunity.
- Wear something nice, like a bespoke suit or a designer jumpsuit.
- Don't forget to bring a selfie stick!
And, of course, the most important thing:
Read Chapter 2: The Physics of Face Planting